News Alert
Don Sherwood represents Pennsylvania's 10th Congressional District.
Lucky for Don, congressional sex scandals never go out of style.
You may remember reading an interview with his mistress where she called our congressman, "a charmer."
Way to go, Don. A true Lady's Man. Nice work representing.
If You've Got it, Flaunt It
Breaking news! The Associated Press is reporting that Don generously gave $500,000 to his ladyfriend, Cynthia Ore. Don's gift comes just in time for the Christmas shopping season -- and maybe one other day on the calendar. If Cynthia can keep quiet for a few more days, it's phat city (click for photo). Congrats, Cynthia!
Don's Guide to Back Rubs
Back rubs can be a great way to share special time with your special friends.
But be careful -- sometimes people can take it the wrong way.
Don and his friend, Cynthia, had a disagreement about back rubs and choking. She called the police. It was a mess.
(They're pictured together here in an artist's rendering.)
After five years of special secret back rubs together, Don and Cynthia had to stop.
Don Sherwood is a wealthy guy but that last back rub was really expensive.
- See police report from the final back rub (PDF)
- Meet Don's young mistress on Wikipedia
- Rate Cynthia on HotOrNot.com
Bringing Sexy Back
It's an election year. That means it's time to look at candidates' values and opinions. Values are a tricky thing. Some people might look at Don Sherwood and see a dirty old man. Others might be a bit more enlightened -- and see a sexy oldster who can still be frisky with the young kids. That's right. Cast a vote for Don Sherwood and bring some "sexy" back to Congress... Oh. Is that not cool?
If you think Don doesn't deserve to represent your values, do something about it. Make a contribution to his morally upright opponent.
